Swabbies will make ready to board!
Hard tack and rum are on the menu.
An ear-piercing service will be made available dock-side afore the voyage.
Left ear for the manly types. Right ear for those who wish to explore the alternatives.
Back to business, yes the money.
Stuckie has arranged for payment on his credit card for March 15.
So, be this fair warning of the amount due.
By high tide on March 16, your monetary commitment to the 4-day voyage will be expected.
Post marks will be reviewed.
Good checks only, or the cat-o-nine-tails will be upon your back.
Time to belly-up to the rum kettle and put the proverbial "check in the mail."
Send your letters to Dear Ole Captain Stuckie,
If you need help with financing, call congress, they'll bail-out anyone.
Aaaarrgh! Bankers & politicians can lick my bilge.
phone me if you have any questions.
with love, Stuckie
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Hard tack and rum are on the menu.
An ear-piercing service will be made available dock-side afore the voyage.
Left ear for the manly types. Right ear for those who wish to explore the alternatives.
Back to business, yes the money.
Stuckie has arranged for payment on his credit card for March 15.
So, be this fair warning of the amount due.
By high tide on March 16, your monetary commitment to the 4-day voyage will be expected.
Post marks will be reviewed.
Good checks only, or the cat-o-nine-tails will be upon your back.
Time to belly-up to the rum kettle and put the proverbial "check in the mail."
Send your letters to Dear Ole Captain Stuckie,
If you need help with financing, call congress, they'll bail-out anyone.
Aaaarrgh! Bankers & politicians can lick my bilge.
phone me if you have any questions.
with love, Stuckie
~~~~ /) ~~~~
~ ~~~ /) ~~~ ~
